Pika-Index: Who DOESN'T have a waifu/husbando?
Shampoo: anyone with ops or above
Shampoo: in this room
Shampoo: lantern doesn't either
Shampoo: same with atani
Pika-Index: Fair enough
Shampoo: the only person who might is bangou
Shampoo: because i only talked to him once
Shampoo: everyone else doesn't have one
Pika-Index: You're mai waifu Shampoo
Shampoo: i'm terrible
Shampoo: no tits, balding, can't cook, isn't nice, sleeps all day
Pika-Index: oh
Pika-Index: ;__;