<+netseks> COW?
<ThePatches> cow?
<ThePatches> me?
<ThePatches> yes.
* ThePatches is fat.
* ThePatches doesn't deserve to eat.
* ThePatches will never get a job with thighs like that.
* Solipsism gives ThePatches a Big Mac
* Solipsism throws in a Jumbo Coke
<ThePatches> nuuuu!
<ThePatches> that's more calories than I'm allowed in a month!
* Solipsism hangs the Big Mac on a string and makes it fly around like a ghost
<Solipsism> It's POSSESSED
<Solipsism> It MUST BE EATEN
* Solipsism throws his voice to the Big Mac: "EAT ME, WOOOOO~"
<ThePatches> nuuu!!!
* ThePatches runs screaming out of the room/
* ThePatches (~patrickta@Rizon-BBB4BC79.washdc.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: ThePatches)
<Solipsism> lmao
<+netseks> derp
<+netseks> 3
<+netseks> 2
<+netseks> 1
<+netseks> oh snap! ragequit!