<Dokuro-chan> Nadeshiko is being... strange. "You started this with your gluttony, so now you need to fix it with your penis"
<Dokuro-chan> That is not a direct quote

<vermi|VN> Dokuro-chan: yeah, it's weird isn't it? She's such a dog-fucker.

<aelfwyne> Dokuro-chan: I don't remember that part.

* theholyduck feels left out on the dogfucking

<raylu> vermi|VN: what VN are you playing?
<vermi|VN> raylu: wank to kurasou
<vermi|VN> err
<vermi|VN> wanko
<vermi|VN> freudian slip

<Dokuro-chan> And suddenly, it was like I was choking on a million dicks

<theholyduck> i wonder if i just naturally look cooler in black and white
<theholyduck> i just got a new passport
<theholyduck> and i'm looking at this picture
<theholyduck> thats clearly me
<theholyduck> but i also look like a rebel
<theholyduck> or something
<theholyduck> you know, the kind who lives in the mountains and fight russians

<Smushers-chan> naurot would improve immensely if they made a naruto kai
<Smushers-chan> I saw an episode of the dbz kai dub recently and man watching events unfold at a speedy pace improved its quality 10-fold
<Solipsism> Naruto would improve immensely if they added alchemy, removed the ninjas, overhauled the plot, and called it FMA
<Solipsism> >_>
<afkanimewatch> Solipsism: nobody needs a remake of FMA xD
<Solipsism> No, but I could forgive a third FMA if it got rid of Naruto

<Kurses> My sister's female rabbit tried to get our male cat to have sex with it. She'd walk up to him and raise her butt right beside his face while he was just laying there. The cat would look up and just give her that look of "You... *have* to be joking"

<&ChalamiuS> Typhoeus, well, what I find fun is that I can feel it
<&ChalamiuS> :3
<&ChalamiuS> The damn thing is still there
<&ChalamiuS> >_<
<~Typhoeus> yea, you can see and feel mine too ^_^

19:44 * vermi rubs rice on Kitarity.
19:44 < Kitarity> You require more rice

<Solipsism> I eat sunflower seed shells =/
<Solipsism> And I bleed out my ass if I eat too many
<LeB_Blood> tmi
<Solipsism> Because that shit is painful
<Solipsism> No pun intended

<Ollin> Angel Beats doesn't feels like a Key series at all :x
<raylu> KEY COFFEE MAN
<Ollin> More like, K-On meets Dokuro-chan... really disastrous :P