< Frostbite> fortunately, this being a text only environment, his face cannot affect us
< vermi> Frostbite: oh little do you know
< vermi> his face is mighty
< vermi> mighty hideous
< Shyshy> ouch
< Shyshy> he's not bringing sexy back?
< vermi> Shyshy: he chased sexy far, far away

* Nubmer6 hands ghost25 a lifesavers
* ghost25 only accepts cumballs
<ghost25> *gumballs
<ghost25> <_<
<Nubmer6> hmm
<Nubmer6> fruedan slip there

<Kristen> Fanofde4ever
<Kristen> Ambrae
<Kristen> demize
<Kristen> I need a lilpri 31 timer
* You are now known as Ambrae|busy
* Fanofde4ever is now known as Fanofde4ever|busier
* demize is now known as demize|busiest
* Kristen anger level... rising...

< chibineko> I've had a few... "changes" when you were gone xD
< vermi> chibineko: finally got your wangus removed?
< Rosetta> so you finally had the surgery?
< vermi> ha
< LeB_Blood> ye
< TCLe-Purdue> You hit puberty?
<+ChalamiuS> He now has cancer :(
< LeB_Blood> he's not black anymore
< vuzedome> well about time

<LeB_Blood> Chalamius is showing his true colors
<LeB_Blood> and they appear to be green on my side
<chibineko> LeB is grey
<LeB_Blood> i am???
<+ChalamiuS> You spelled gay wrong
<chibineko> >_>

<+Nazo|Out> welcome to adulthood Southrop~
<+Path> Oh, Southrop is legal?
<+Path> ...
<+Path> That came out wrong
<~Southrop> :x

<@kureshii> i just sat down with my imouto and watched some oreimo while sucking on oranges
<@kureshii> and it only just occurred to me that the situation might've been a little weird...

»» &Southrop wears Pantie
»» ~Cirno` pets Pantie
<@Stief> ...
<@Stief> thats kinda gay
<@Stief> you touching Southrop like that

<%Solipsism> Mmm, orange juice. Staving off scurvy since Adam named it.
<%Solipsism> Did Adam name plants? I can't remember, but I don't think he did
<Frostbite> well if you're using that model, I'd assume so, who the hell else would have named it?
<%Solipsism> The legions of secular heathen scientists that came afterward?
<%Solipsism> Although I'm more inclined to think they named less intuitive things, like peas and apples. It's more likely that Adam named all the really obvious ones, like oranges and blueberries
<%Solipsism> It certainly wasn't God, you can tell from what he named "The Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" that He has a penchant for the dramatic
<%Solipsism> If he had named the orange, it would have been something like "The Fruit of the Tree of the Prevention of Scurvy and the Strengthening of the Immune System"

<%Solipsism> I'm 10% hoping I get killed while serving [in the Army], so I don't have to come back and deal with civilian life anymore. But I'm 70% hoping that I survive a very long period of service and earn myself a nice fat 20-year active duty pension
<%Solipsism> And I'm 20% hoping that I meet the rugged and handsome man of my dreams (after DADT is repealed, of course) while serving, and we eventually retire together on some tropical island
<+Frostbite> lol
<DreamTactix291> i just stick to my 2d womenz thank you
<%Solipsism> I find it comforting and reassuring that my gay fantasy retirement is a 20% hope while my death wish is only 10%
<%Solipsism> It makes me feel healthy and well adjusted